Some of the harmless things we say in a moment of ‘Mom Madness’ when your ’gorgeous’ offspring push you to the edge. I always thought I would be a cool calm and collected parent but I find myself saying these things a few times a week (in just a slightly raised voice);
Eat your vegetables
Stand up straight
No, you can’t have chocolate for breakfast
I didn’t hear the magic word
I don’t care who started it
I know the pasta was good but please don’t lick the plate
Take the cat off your head
What part of NO don’t you understand?
Clean up before your Dad gets home
What can I say, life is not fair!
Because I said so, that’s why!
Your hands are not broken
I have eyes in the back of my head
Don’t ride your bike in the house
Your bed is not going to make itself
Be grateful for what we do for you
Feet off the walls please
Anymore you can think of? What have you said again and again…